Vinil Shastry

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Heyo. There's a well around here somewhere, I don't know exactly where. They say it gives you eternity; a shadow, a bad haircut and a crumbling library. To one more year of a forever annoyance : Happy Birthday Shatry Ji.

Hey Vinil, Happy Birthday 🥳. You are a year older and a year closer to your death. The inevitable marching of time is going to be the demise of us all and all that is dear to us. Have a fun one💕

Hi vinyl, hbd.

Ah, birthdays are like pizza. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good. Have a pizza-rific day!

Hi vinyl, even though your dick is unfathomably small, I still love you. You're more than just a sack of meat for me. KYS ILY HBD <3

Happy Birthday! May your special day be as epic and unpredictable as one of our adventures at Greendale!

Hi vinyl, even though your forehead is unfathomably small, i still love you. You're just a sack of avacados for me. KYS Kuwaiti. Shubhashayagalu or whatever. HBD<3

Another year older, another year wiser (hopefully). Have a great birthday and remember, you're streets ahead!

Hi vinyl, everything about you is short, neat and clean, except your forehead. I wish you growth in your attributes, especially your forehead (     :-)

Wishing you a birthday filled with knowledge, ambition, and a little bit of chaos. You're the Troy to my Abed today!

Hi vinyl, even though your ears are unfathomably small, I still love you. You're just a sack of meat. LMKY. I guess it's also your birthday. HBD

Congratulations, you're one year closer to death

Hi vinyl, I just hate when you cut your hair pls change your hairstyle. Give me some of your fashion sense and money. You are old. Happy Birthday my first debate partner!

hbD

Hi vinyl , evenrhough you are fat , and has incredibly thick thighs , I still love you, and oh yeah hbd

Here's to you on your special day! I promise not to be too sarcastic, but I can't promise I won't be too Pierce.

Happy birthday asshole!! Worst roomie ever. Small everything. Your fat ass is the only reason you are still at 517. Let your everything (except spendings and forehead) grow larger this year.

Happy Birthday, sweetie! May your day be blessed with love, warmth, and the best baked goods imaginable.

Hi vinyl, you are an amazing and talented person. You are smart and funny. You are a gujju and a north indian. You suck at basketball and football. We love you and hate you. Wish you a happy and a crappy birthday. Fuck you(love you).

Happy Birthday! May your special day be as epic and unpredictable as one of our adventures at Greendale!

Here's what I got: You’re the perfect mix of being nice and firm. You’re supportive when you need to be, and assertive when you need to be. It’s been great knowing you, here’s to another wonderful year with you! Happy birthday!